yo, that's wack if i'm not the baddest


profile * old * mail * fucking sign it* or how about a nice note? you go forward / i'll go backwards


stalking the new boyfriend, reprogramming the speed dial with his number replacing old, decidedly dull ex. making sure he's home at odd hours, not being tricked by exgirlfriend to go out to tea, make out in backseat, break up with me on christmas eve as decidedly evil tactic to counteract my equally evil plan to seduce new boyfriend while still with exgirl. call from my ex, living with shelly, morris the cat, and has terrible drinking problem since i found sexual preferences to be bothersome, including anal toys in bathroom sink while brushing teeth.

girl eats squid and i just laugh and take off my shirt.

d-land