i want a girlfriend who wears tight tshirts and too much eyeliner. she'll drive an old car with a red vinyl interior. i'll dress sexy just for her and i'll go down on her at the drive in movie. i'll write her name on my underwear and she'll write me soft-core porn letters with hearts dotting the i's. i'll film her quirky habits and make movies about her, she'll want posters of herself up in the bathroom and i'll agree that its a spectacular idea. i want a girlfriend.