what ex will say: "i'm going to drive hours and hours to come visit your miserable ass because i'm going to fuck you hardcore, youll treat me like shit and then i'll leave, youre going to cry and wish i was ten years younger! i'm a prick! then i will cry because i will realize all this and i cant live without you. oy, i love you love you. i will write you a song in my dorm room and leave it on your answering machine. you are so sad. you will be sad forever and youre glad it is that way."