yo, that's wack if i'm not the baddest


profile * old * mail * fucking sign it* or how about a nice note? you go forward / i'll go backwards


"would you hurry up and cum already? the iron chef is on in an hour, christ."

"yeah?? shut up binky, or i'll cum on your face and then you'll spend the next three hours in the bathroom reapplying makeup"

"yeah? well i hafto for my other, better looking boyfriend."

"whatever. who's the one who was in a video that is highly recognized in the southern new hampshire pornography community? eh? eh? me. most girls like guys who dont cum fast. youre just a cunt."

"oh really? fine. please please, jeremy take forever to cum in my mouth!"

"if you were doing your fucking job, we wouldnt be talking right now. you better not put this on the fucking internet either, fucko."


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