i call friends, wish them the nicest of holidays. one girl in particular, when leaving the party, wishes for me to get pulled over for having one corona over the corse of two hours and driving. i cuss and tell her that if i were even remotely drunk, her moronic state would not bother me. therefore i am completely sober and wanting something far more interesting than a western movie, coronas or zimas, and friends. i'm wanting someone to be retarded for. you are useful.

it was not what i wanted. new years is some magnificent symbol of the year to come, or so its said. .

1990= chevy celebrity with her engine running cold and my parents smelling like new wool and their best cologne. my sister painted my toe nails purple and dad had the window down even after i asked him to roll it up.