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dear michael 2,

of course i sound cool, i rock. you listen to the halo benders, right? they're very me today. do you eat meat now?? i try not too but i'm bad. i ate steak today. i feel like puking when i think of eating flesh and fat. i have weird teeth. they're not quite perfect, they're so little kid like. i'm obsessed with feeling happy. smoking? i smoked too long and i had to quit because i couldnt do any physical activities anymore. plus, it smells yicky.

i'm writing a novel. everyone will read it. i'll be famous, hotties will want to make out with me in a dark alley. looking is free but touching is going to cost you something . i cant wait til easter. i love marshmallow peeps, especially the pink bunnies. those are SOO tasty. i put the fluff in fluffernutter.

about the city: boston rocks. come to the city. live with me. we'll get an expensive apartment near the water and you can play guitar and i can make mix tapes. i can bleach your hair and you can braid mine. it'll rock out.

i have to go watch the sapranos. i'm dreaming of being an italian mobster.

love,

breanna


d-land